Helston Vets are a social side who like love the craic but like to think they can play a bit as well. Whenever they take the field you will always hear the old men complaining about, how the game has changed and it wasn't like this in my day!! They play a number of "friendly" fixtures around Cornwall during the season with a philosophy of play hard, drink harder!! For the " culture vultures" out there if you look hard enough you catch the odd bottle of Chateauneuf du pape and a nice soggy brie passing through the clubhouse post match. The team is open to anyone over the age of 35 and willing to "have a go" no matter what the experience.